Friday, June 16, 2006

I'm Giving THE EYE...


I've been practicing THE LOOK.

I find it easier to resolve conflicts with an evil glare rather than verbally. Especially with kids and asshole drivers.

Apparently, I'm getting good at it because I completely silenced three middle-school boys who were having a loud argument in front of my house with but a single, squinty glare.

Here's a description of THE LOOK:

Eyes slitted.
Mouth thinned to white line.
Eyebrows drawn down.
Jaw jutting.

I gave THE LOOK to a little boy who was pestering Thing2 at a park. He ran back to his mother in tears! LOVE IT!
Do you prefer THE LOOK or VERBAL WAR for resolving your issues?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I call mine "The Look of Death."

You've seen me use it.