I'm being watched... by the bloodhoud that lives next-door.
Every time I go out of my house, he's at his fence, staring at me. This is getting a little strange because usually he's passed out in a dead sleep 98% of the time. As soon as I open the door he ambles over to the fence and stares.
When USMCMan goes out-- nothing. Flopped out.
When Thing1 or Thing2 go outside-- no movement.
When I leave my door, THERE HE IS!
I know that bloodhounds have super-sniffing-abilities, so that's probably how he knows that I'm coming out the door, but then, DOES THAT MEAN THAT I STINK??? Do I have some eau de criminal about me that tells him, "get up and take a gander"?
(Yes, I DO bathe daily, if you're wondering. I also use soap.)
Am I the recipient of a dog fetish?
4 comments:
At least he's just staring, and not barking or having fits at you every time you leave the house. That happened to us daily at our prior residence with the nasty little chihuahua that lived next door. Yeesh.
Sounds like you're just giving off something that old bloodhound is interested in. He likes you!
Or he's trying to swallow your soul.
Just out of curiousity is he from holiday decoration house?
Yes, he is from the "Holiday Hell" house next-door, aka. The Lowe's Annex Home. Their home is positioned slightly more toward the street than ours, so we have a good view of their back yard with it's fenced -in dog area. AKA: HOME OF THE PEEPER.
He's leering at me, I just know it!
Maybe he knows about the photos and is keeping an eye on you for that. LOL
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