As I've discussed in prior blogs, there is a church that I pass by four times a day while taking my child to/from school. This church has an announcement billboard out front and inevitably, whenever they change the "message" on the sign, it turns out misspelled or garbled.
This week, we go for garbled AND odd. Bonus!
The newest offering:
IF YOU CAN'T BE GOOD, DON'T BE BAD.
Ok. Is it just me? Isn't this just the lamest? What ever happened to fighting for your parishoners' souls? Where's the hellfire and brimstone? This is a "whatever" message if I ever read one. Maybe they're too pooped out to worry about people's souls this week... This church goes "dark" on Mondays and Tuesdays, just like Cirque in Las Vegas.
How would YOU reword this sign?
3 comments:
If you CAN be BAD, DON'T be GOOD
How about: IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE BAD ANYWAY...MAKE IT WORTH THE TRIP TO HELL!
If you're going to be bad,
Remember this one.
The Saints may go to heaven,
But the sinners have more fun!
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