Spring has sprung in NC. The flowers are blooming, the trees are budding and opening leaves, and the beer-guts are once again on display!
Ugh!
You'd think, since I live on a USMC base, that everyone running around without a shirt on would be in tip-top condition. Nay, good citizens. Don't forget the civilian workers!
During lunch time, everything shuts down on base so the Marines and civilians can go and work out. (It's a PT 'thing'.) The Marines are in good shape, and I have NO PROBLEM enjoying the boys if they're running without a shirt on. It's the out-of-shape civilian guys who are jogging along creating eye pollution that I really object to.
Now I certainly don't profess to have washboard abs. In fact, I could do with a few (thousand) sit-ups, myself. Knowing this, I don't go running (OK, walking!) with just a jog bra on so my flabby tummy shows. I don't want to horrify my neighbors or anyone else who happens to see me. I try to be kind and wear a shirt while outside.
WHY, OH WHY do these out-of-shape guys PERSIST on going shirtless? It's gross! Burn-Your-Eyes-Out-NASTY!
There should be a law: If it jiggles, cover it up. Violators will be liposuctioned.
2 comments:
I agree with you 150%. I work on the base too.
**I found your blog by accident when looking around at all the different "library" blogs.
Ewwwwww
Ewwwwwwwwww
EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Laws should be enacted to prohibit this behavior. You'd think the public humiliation of their inherent disgustingness would be enough--BUT NO!!
We have the same offenders here in my fair city. Yeesh.
As our friend says, "I've seen enough horrors during the war."
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