DESPERATE MEN! They're EVERYWHERE!

All of my female friends are married. (Even the lesbians!) As for the males... I have several really, really nice male friends who aren't married. They're interested, but just can't find the right girl. They date, bathe regularly (or in the case of one--semi-regularly), have steady incomes. Some circumcized, some not... But they just can't find the right person.

How hard is it??? Well, maybe it's harder than I thought. There's a lot of male competition out there-- as I soon found out.

I did a little (highly) unscientific research. If you go to MySpace.com and, using the advanced Browse searching option, select: males, 18-35 ys, straight, looking for a date, zip code 28547 (which is my zip code), THERE ARE OVER 1500 men to choose from!!! In addition, since this is a military base, the majority of these men are: government employed, louse-free, drug tested on a regular basis, aids tested on a regular basis, and possessing lots of disposable income. They're also desperate to meet women, which makes this searching combination a gold mine for any girl looking for a fair shot at a good date. (Plus, they're Marines, so they're a cut above the rest physique-wise.)

I'm very sad that I am discovering this "meet a tasty treat to eat online option" in my married life. If I had had access to this as a single female... woooooo! It's like going to Dunkin' Donuts and looking at the rows and rows of yummy edibles. Mmmmmm. Donuts.... So many to choose from, so little time.

Oh well. My own little cream puff keeps me happy-- and that's what counts.

Try out my search and tell me what you think. A bevy of boys, that's for sure and certain!