After much forethought (as opposed to foreplay), I've decided to go to the Passion Party! The Illustrated Librarian suggested that it would be great fodder for the blog, and USMCman says "You need to get out of the house--who cares if it's ridiculous?" So...on Friday I"ll be off to the Passion Party. Yes, they even have a web site where you can preview the products. I particularly enjoyed the looks of the book, "Tickle His Pickle". Ha! The little blue elephant pictured above is also available for purchase. Apparently, it does it all. (With the assistance of several batteries, that is!)
My question is: What to buy? The party is just for ordering. Then the consultant receives the merchandise and quietly distributes your products in a professional manner. READ: The Passion Party sales-ho' sneaks by your house in the middle of the night and stuffs your brown-paper-wrapped lubricants into your mailbox, then speeds off, frightened at the thought of being caught delivering illicit sex toys.
Maybe I should just bring my credit card and GO WILD!
3 comments:
All I can say is....Ohhhhh how I wish I could be there with you!! Of course if I was, we wouldn't be able to make eye contact with each other or we'd be on the floor in hysterics!!
I looked at their website and I was already in hysterics! The funniest thing is how they try to make the vibrators, lube, and such like, very non-threatening and socially acceptable by using euphemisms and clinical terms. Bwahahahaha!!
I'm breathless waiting to hear about this party! Buy something filthy!!
It will be an interesting evening--I've just got to make sure I don't get too bombed...the detatched cynicism tends to fuzz out after 3 cosmos...
The REALLY sad thing is I said "yes" to this party before I realized that the time schedule is perilously close to running into my Friday night TV treat: Battlestar Galactica! OH NO! Can you see it? "I'm sorry ladies, I can't stay and evaluate vibrators with you right now, I've got to get back to my nerd-TV." It might happen, though. I don't care if they're holding a free gizmo drawing...at 9:55pm, I'm OUTTA THERE!
Infomatrix! I never realized how licivious you were! I'm agast! Did I spell licivious and agast correctly? I so rarely get the opportunity to use them in a sentence.
Actually, I think it is great that you are going to this party. I too cannot wait to see your offering on the "Passion Party".
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